Half Truths

“SMW” ….I’m freakin done. I can’t.

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 08:06:16 -0500

“SMW” ….I’m freakin done. I can’t.

Him: I will brown up your [our] children.

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:10:56 -0500

Him: I will brown up your [our] children.
Me:....thank you. My line needs that.

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Thu, 17 Jan 2013 10:39:46 -0500

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horizon-dreaming:

the staff meeting…
I actually laughed so hard

Make sure you’re taking notes

Reblogging this again because it struck a chord with me.

calm down, let’s take a rest

Guys dont you think this is a little bit ritarded?

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Simp people have simp minds. They want to think they have the answers only cuz they paint what Is...

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:49:41 -0500

Simp people have simp minds. They want to think they have the answers only cuz they paint what Is most convenient for them to understand.

I hate when people substitute letters that have no effect or purpose. “Tu and to” when...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:32:58 -0500

I hate when people substitute letters that have no effect or purpose. “Tu and to” when you’re using it as “to.” Or other random shit that doesn’t help like changing k’s with c’s or Vice versa, and s’s with z’s. when you still have the same amount of letters to type just type it the right way. I almost had an anxiety attack getting on Facebook yesterday. I need to delete over 100 people; they are all offenders.

I’m not one for beating animals, I even get sad at those commercials, but getting emails to...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:00:46 -0500

I’m not one for beating animals, I even get sad at those commercials, but getting emails to sign petitions because certain animals are held in “inhumane condition” makes me laugh. Mainly because the word inhumane can be defined in sense as inhuman. Lions are not people too. As in cruel and brutal, I do agree that the people should not act that way, since it is not compassionate - inhuman. Still though, stop spending time fixing the lions condition when humans are in inhumane condition

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Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:17:52 -0500

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lolsofunny:

Just because you’re mad at someone doesn’t mean you stop loving them.

This is so cute omfg

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Feels like my life on a daily basis

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Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:54:57 -0500

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I would have changed the word “and” to “by”

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Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:15:56 -0500

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Mon, 19 Nov 2012 12:51:37 -0500

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bears are awesome…

Oh you know..just chilling eating a snickers. Haha my bear.

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 16:59:41 -0500

Oh you know..just chilling eating a snickers. Haha my bear.

I always get extremely terrified that I accidentally texted someone else a cheesy text intended to...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 00:37:48 -0500

I always get extremely terrified that I accidentally texted someone else a cheesy text intended to my boyfriend. “I love you” sent to the wrong person can ruin that relationship forever haha

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Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:31:19 -0400

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I miss Faith..and I have no idea how my other friend is doing. I hope she’s not still...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 21:11:27 -0400

I miss Faith..and I have no idea how my other friend is doing. I hope she’s not still traumatized from our friend’s death or blaming herself. I’m still in the stage where I think I see her, but it’ll just be someone that looks like her from far away.

Why does the army even have winter PT stuff when your c.o.c won’t even change into them....

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 05:54:04 -0400

Why does the army even have winter PT stuff when your c.o.c won’t even change into them. Thanks, now im missing PT cuz PT makes me sick. Very ironic that PT in cold weather makes me miss the one day we would be inside. Sgt would say you will get used to it, but you’re standing there with pants and a jacket, obviously you never got used to it. I love Sergeants, they demonstrate the contradictions of the military and have the “oh you mad?” Attitude if you try to point it out lol.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: faygobuttsex: I AM the...

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:30:30 -0400

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faygobuttsex:

I AM the weather.

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I guess this is why weather reporters don’t wear green.

I love my bear 🐻

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:53:57 -0400

I love my bear 🐻

God Gave me you

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 21:18:15 -0400

God Gave me you:

It’s not pride in my relationship, but humility that I should trust in God and forgive as I have been forgiven. Those of a true repentant heart will change, and as a Christian you don’t quit on that person.

7 points on my land nav course today. I didnt even look for the other two. I almost looked for one...

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 20:51:58 -0400

7 points on my land nav course today. I didnt even look for the other two. I almost looked for one of them and counted my steps from the checkpoint and was about to turn straight north, but there was too much brush. Hell no, and the other one was too far from my other points. The ones I found were right, but I still hate courses that are not self correcting cuz you’re not exactly sure if you’re right. I was pretty confident though. Convinced I won’t be one of those officers shouting about how they’re lost.

fmlmyurlwastaken: accurate.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:11:59 -0400

fmlmyurlwastaken:

accurate.